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| We here at Brown Fido live upstairs above the Brown Fido store. We have the coffee on all the time, so please stop by day or night and have a cup of java and a hot cinnamon roll. We make Fake Dog Poop all night long so the coffee is always hot and the Jazz music is almost always going. Dear Pranksters: Do not get your pet, dog, or cat in trouble ! Keep in mind that a pet may be in danger of retaliation by an irate prank victim. Don't leave the prank (Fake Dog Poop or Fake Cat Poop) to be found without you being there to defuse the situation before an animal is beaten within an inch of its life !!! Be kind to your pets ! Thanks. |
| QUICK JOKE: A three legged dog walks into a bar, and says: "I'm looken for the man that shot my paw." |
| FAKE DOG POOP PARTIES ! |
| Well Party Hardy ! We wondered what some folks in New York were going to do with 40 something pieces of different sizes of our Fake Dog Poop. We just received an email saying that they were having a Fake Dog Poop Theme Party. They decorated the entire Butt-Fey (buffet) with our Fake Dog Poop as well as on the carpet and on eating tables. (Yum Yum) They had all sizes of stuffed toy dogs sitting around too. Woof Woof. And signs saying "Beware of Dog" and "Don't Poop on the Grass" type of thing. Oh well. I guess ....THAT IS... a different kind of party, rather than the ol' Hawaiian theme. I know they must have had FUN ! |
| "Doctor Doctor...the patient just pooped". |
| We just made a special order of "Human size" fake poop for a teaching hospital so that they can teach doctors and nurses what is: "Tiny", "Small", "Medium", "Large", Too Large", etc. That way, everyone is talking about the same thing when they say: "The patient made "Just a SMALL amount....of "poop", and list that on the patients chart. What fun we had making that ! |
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| MOVIES ..... We are in the Movies ! Watch for our Fake Poop Products in TWO movies coming out this year! "Marley and Me", about a bad dog: "Marley" ... starring Jennifer Aniston, Owen Wilson & Alan Arkin due out about Dec. 2008, Filming was started March 10 in Florida ! Click here ... See their first Trailer ready now at: http://www.marleyandmemovie.com/ and ......... "Way Up North", an Alaskan Short Film that will be in the next Sundance Film Festival. It's a "modern western": (i.e., cowboys, snow, pickup trucks) being shot in Alaska. If YOU are buying any of our Fake Poop Products for a movie, commercial, or YouTube, let us know so we can post it here ! |
SPECIAL ORDERS and LARGE ORDERS ... ALLOW extra time. Plan ahead !
Order and ask at least a month in advance so we can make plans to get your special
order done. Each piece of Fake Dog Poop takes many hours, spread out over several
days to complete all the processes necessary to make this kind of special product.
Our Fake Poop Products do not have any smell or intentional bad odor.
We do not recommend those "Poop, Fart and other Smelly Spray" products
that stink up a product or room. Many people are allergic to those smells and
odors or chemicals. Using nasty odor "Fart" sprays will disrupt business, disrupt
classes, and meetings and could cause people to get sick. Therefore, you will be liable
to those people and could get arrested for using "Stink" products on the public.
We do not sell them or recommend their use. In these times, they could be
confused with the smells of deadly chemicals or a chemical attack and could cause a
panic, trampling and death, and you will be held responsible.
Order and ask at least a month in advance so we can make plans to get your special
order done. Each piece of Fake Dog Poop takes many hours, spread out over several
days to complete all the processes necessary to make this kind of special product.
Our Fake Poop Products do not have any smell or intentional bad odor.
We do not recommend those "Poop, Fart and other Smelly Spray" products
that stink up a product or room. Many people are allergic to those smells and
odors or chemicals. Using nasty odor "Fart" sprays will disrupt business, disrupt
classes, and meetings and could cause people to get sick. Therefore, you will be liable
to those people and could get arrested for using "Stink" products on the public.
We do not sell them or recommend their use. In these times, they could be
confused with the smells of deadly chemicals or a chemical attack and could cause a
panic, trampling and death, and you will be held responsible.
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| As a ... SECURITY DEVICE ! People are using our Fake Dog Poop as a Security Device by placing a piece or two on a current newspaper and placing that in view of a window or glass door that can be seen by someone on the outside looking in. When a business is closed for the night, or for use in a home with a window that can be seen thru from the outside, a newspaper with one or more pieces of different shaped Fake Dog Poop will indicate that there must be a DOG somewhere, ............................. or DOGS ! Now, you can't see the DOG or DOGS, butt they have certainly done their duty on the newspaper and therefore there MUST be a DOG ......... hiding ...................... lurking ........... waiting ........... maybe ... out of view ..... AND the knowledge of a DOG .... waiting for whoever decides to break in, or come in, is quite a deterrent ! Now that is FEAR ! And no one wants to mess with a DOG, and certainly one that cannot be seen, and is .... waiting for them to enter. By putting out a newspaper, each night, in a little different position, with one or two different shapes, each night, it looks like the newspaper is being changed, the DOG or DOGS are trained ....... and waiting. OH GOD ! ................... PURE FEAR ! |
